The Most Naked Woman
“The Expert Tease”, “The Best Seat in the House”, “The End of Burlesque”, “The Queen Bee-Hind”, “America’s Next Top Bottom”, “The Lady Who Puts the Ass in Class”, “Julius Teaser”, “La Panthère”, “The Notorious P.O.W.”, “The Wizard of Ass”, “Meryl Strip”, “The Girl Who Puts the B in Subtle”, “The Only Bum You’d Happily Give Your Money To”, “America’s Dirty Little Sweetheart”, “The Living End”, “The Most Naked Woman”, “Miss Exotic World 2005” and “THE ASS THAT GOES POW!”
In 1967, Tiger Beat Magazine asked the following questions to their featured matinee idols. In 2009, we posed them to Michelle L’amour.
How would your mother describe you in one word? Donna
What is your favorite flower? Tulip
What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? Hmmm, does this one count?
What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? Rapture
Where would you like to live? Chicago in the summer and New Orleans in the winter
What is the quote that comes to your mind? “Dance like everyone is watching.” – M. L’amour
What animal best describes the kind of man you’re interested in? Wolves – Don’t you think it’s appropriate for a stripper to be loved by a wolf?
What do you miss about your childhood? Not a damn thing.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I wouldn’t
What is the main fault of your character? I’m too good at everything.
Who is your favorite historical figure? Anita Berber
Describe how you kiss in one word. Telling
What in the world do you least desire? A broken heart
Finish this sentence: “Happiness is a thing called…” L’amour
In every episode of “Inside the Actor’s Studio” James Lipton asks the following questions (originated by French interviewer Bernard Pivot) to the guest movie star. Now we ask Michelle L’amour.
What turns you on? Kissing, a rambling walk, wine, steak, a good book, rainstorms
What turns you off? Arrogance and delusion
What is your favorite word? I love a lot of words. I’m pretty polyamorous when it comes to words (except “moist”, “panties” and…”polyamorous”.
What sound or noise do you love? I love the sound of bare feet walking on a hard wood floor.
What sound or noise do you hate? All eating sounds
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Rock star baby – drums or bass
What profession other than yours would you not want to attempt? Financial Advisor
What is your favorite swear word? Please! A lady never fucking swears.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates? Nice ass!