Franky Vivid

“The Florist”

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(Note: Franky Vivid is NOT a Starlet but he’s been granted special permission to live among them, mostly because he carries bags and edits music.)

In 1967, Tiger Beat Magazine asked the following questions to their featured matinee idols.   In 2009, we posed them to Franky.

How would your mother describe you in one word? Rare

What is your favorite flower? Michelle L’amour (and all the Starlets)

What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? What’s the most insane question you’ve ever been asked?  Oh, I thought it was “inane”.  Sorry.

What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? Anguish.  It might be the perfect word.

Where would you like to live? New Orleans

What is the quote that comes to your mind? “Let us outrage this false society all we can.  Let us invert its hypocritical precepts.  Let us be as indecent as we can.” (The Modern Eveline – 1904)

What animal best describes the kind of woman you’re interested in? Cat.  They give the most when they’re being totally selfish, and they don’t even know it.

What do you miss about your childhood? Not really much of anything.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Fausto

What is the main fault of your character? I’m too perfect and it gets annoying…even to me.

Who is your favorite historical figure? Minna and Ada Everleigh

Describe how you kiss in one word. Completely

What in the world do you least desire? Zealously underhanded  retards who are fueled by jealousy

Finish this sentence: “Happiness is a thing called… freedom.”


In every episode of “Inside the Actor’s Studio” James Lipton asks the following questions (originated by French interviewer Bernard Pivot) to the guest movie star.  Now we ask Franky.

What turns you on? Impudence.

What turns you off? Idiocy.

What is your favorite word? Of all? – Anguish.  To say? – Sanguin (feels good in my mouth)

What sound or noise do you love? Any sound involved in setting up a glass of bourbon, the clink of ice, the glub-glub of the liquor pouring out of the bottle, the slipperiness of…oh man…be right back…

What sound or noise do you hate? The farty blast of a car or motorcyle that has the muffler arranged so as to reveal sonically that the owner must have a tiny tiny erection.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? President

What profession other than yours would you not want to attempt? Postman

What is your favorite swear word? Cunt.  It’s about the most powerful word in the English language.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates? Welcome back sir, the girls have been waiting. 😉

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